Excuse me, excuse me (louder)
Yes?
That’s my hat you’re wearing
Of course. Sorry about that. What’s this shiny material on it, very handsome?
That’s tin foil.
Vile concoction created by evil scientists curiously the same colour as NY taxis exscapes from lab. Panel of people dropping in the street with close up in the corner - aargh.
Put away that comic and do your homework.
Now the bats are bats unless they are highly trained to fly 1000 miles and drop their deadly load.
The UFOs are admitted to be such and not lampshades hanging from your attic window. Triangular ones are suspicious. Could it be a section of Toblerone?
In charge of the shop is the man with the macrame brain who is channeling Chauncey Gardner. Now that’s definitely untrue. Really, you expect me to believe that. My antennae will have to be adjusted. I’m beginning to pick up messages from serious people.
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