Saturday 16 July 2022

Weather Report

 

Are you doing your bit?  Are you desponding down or up to the correct level?  And if not why not?  The weather forecast is for ‘whew’ or ‘scorchio’ which is accompanied by warning from the met office, the met office, about the danger of a fine day.  You could get sun blotched and the hanky with knots on the corners won’t be enough .  Really.  The country flocks to Spain en masse for temperatures in excess of the 30C. of the forecast.  My father claimed to have heard this conversation at the checkout.

 Did ye go away?

 We went to Spain.

 Where?

 I don’t know.  It was dark when we landed.

Increasing apprehension and dread is the principle function of the media which is why I never buy a paper but check the main stories on the web page.  Yes, still at it.  Farmers must control farting cows. Dutch farmers spray slurry on government buildings.  The inside is sufficiently bemerded.  I blame populism.

But I sense that you are getting bored.  Have a nice day and don’t forget the sun tan lotion/block.

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