Eight Thousand plus voters who have passed over moved the planchette on the ouija boards to spell out the name of their candidate in a touching display of post mortem fidelity to the party of their choice. Assiduous apparatchiks transcribed their votes to a mail in ballot. There was a significant number of time travellers who posted in ballots for people before they had been sent out.
On a Belfast poster - Vote Early - a wag added in brackets (Vote Often). In Philadelphia the Gold Banana award goes to the man who urged President Trump to put on ‘big boy pants’. He was an Irishman by the look and name of him and he perfectly resembled the stroke artist that we know so well whose joy it is to tell you that he has pulled one on you and there is nothing you can do about it.
Was there American interference in this election? Such a thing to say. I’m shocked, shocked.
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